Tuesday, April 29, 2008

An Open Letter

Wal-Mart, Target, and Catos,

PLEASE order more size twelve capris. I am having the hardest time ever finding them! Trust me the world is not ready to see me in shorts. I feel it is your social obligation to make certain that my thighs stay covered from the rest of mankind. You guys are about the only place I can afford to shop at while I am still losing weight. Help a girl out.

Forever grateful,

1 comment:

Tia L. said...


Just wanted to let you that I have issues with my thighs as well and I mitigate that by buying men's shorts. I just bought a pair of plain jeans shorts and plain khaki shorts. Thankfully men's shorts have a much longer inseam and they hit me right at the knee, just enough to cover the horror. Not the most fashionable, but they look pretty unisex and look fine with a more feminine top. I did buy a couple of pairs of capris at Ross, but the sometimes I just want to have some shorts to wear.