Had to Share...

After school I am talking with another teacher about a kid from my room.  She taught him last year.  I was telling her how I was really concerned about his diet.  He is a MAJOR junk food eater.  She shared this story with me!  She has taken him and a few other students back to her room for lunch.  He pulls out a bag of generic oreos and starts scarfing them down.  She says, "Erion, is that all you are going to eat, cookies?"

His reply,"It's OK Mrs. Kemper, they are generic."

Apparently he thought generic equals low fat!